"OH MY GOD I SPILT SHIT ON MY WHITE PANTS UGH FUCK"
"My leg straps keep falling off, this is such a pain in the ass"
"Ok, are these your boots or mine? They look the same."
"How do they kill titans with this harness, I cant even put this shit on."
"This butt skirt makes my ass look GOOD."
"Can I use my real hair for this character? I hate wearing wigs…"
"WE NEED A SHORT PERSON TO COSPLAY LEVI!!"